Drama ensued on the third mainland bridge on Saturday when crowd gathered around the car of Afrobeat King, Femi Kuti, to locate a Lizard that almost caused him an accident.
Kuti, who arrived late to the MUSON Center, where he was a guest artiste at the pre-event press briefing on the coming MUSON anniversary concert, described the experience as horrifying.
He said the lizard appeared all of a sudden, from the dashboard of the car, while he was at top speed, starring at him snappily before ducking away.
“You know, it could have been a disaster if the lizard had run through my trousers, climbing to my private part. You can imagine how jumpy I could have reacted, trying to protect my manhood. Because, that to me is an important part of who I am, I can’t joke with it. Evil people could be at work,”
Femi insisted he will not drive the jeep till the Lizard was found.
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