It
is generally believed that the difference between men and women is
enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of
human life, especially when it comes to psychology.
A
woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks
of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like
to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with
that gesture either.
Women will never understand why footballers
stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a
match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets
kicked in the groin in a movie.
When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.
After taking a bath, a woman
grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one
minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.
A
woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her
buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.
Many women worry about their looks when having sex.
Women open bottles with bottle openers.
A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.
Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals;
they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not
give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.
Sitting
down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is
why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they
can sit spread-eagle.
If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.
When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
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